Clues I'm definitely not in Boston.


Parking garages cost .75 cents Lunch is at least an hour and a half long and you sit down to eat.

The streets are not litered with coffee shops.

When you ask at the hotel if there will be traffic leaving at 8am, they laugh at you.

There is only half & half on the bar at Starbucks.

Ma'am and Sir, always.

Left exits off the highway.

Masshole driving is excused without shocked about this one.

Restaurant next to our hotel closes at 8:30pm

Asked if we want one bill or two at every restaurant we go...Boston can we get on this?!

Trying to be Chameleons, but with Peb walking around, during the day, in four inch heels it's not going so well. Love you Boston but currently having an affair with NC.